OOC:
lordstingray:
ultraprisonmistress:
I know i post ooc a lot.
but did everyone… die?
OOC: I think they did..
ooc: I’m alive.. everyone else seems dead though
Look at what I found! /keeps poking with the stick/
I Wish He’d Say This…
hopelessjared:
I really wish he’d say this…The Warden’s just so inconsiderate sometimes…T.T I’d love a compliment every once in a while.
Why Jared, you are the best employee and friend ever! I should give you a raise(But I don’t have any money-will candy do?)! (via hopelessjared-deactivated201111)
hopelessjared:
theyoungwarden:
hopelessjared:
theyoungwarden:
/pulls on Jared’s mustache before running off/
/watches him run off with an aggrivated smile, before turning back to his work. He had alot to do before tomorrow./
/joins Jared in his office, sits on the floor holding a box of crayons/ Can I help?
Here’s some paper, why don’t you color some pictures to hang on the bullotin board in the hall?
/smiles happily and starts to draw, laying down on the floor to color/ (via hopelessjared-deactivated201111)
hopelessjared:
theyoungwarden:
/pulls on Jared’s mustache before running off/
/watches him run off with an aggrivated smile, before turning back to his work. He had alot to do before tomorrow./
/joins Jared in his office, sits on the floor holding a box of crayons/ Can I help? (via hopelessjared-deactivated201111)
hopelessjared:
theyoungwarden:
theyoungwarden:
theyoungwarden:
hopelessjared:
theyoungwarden:
askalicecolumn:
Alice’s Beauty Tips #12
Never have kids. It ruins your vagina.
What’s a vagina? Are those what the storks are named?
It’s something Alice doesn’t really have.
She doesn’t have a bird? Then who is that little yellow one? Whose vagina is that?
Go ask the Future you. He’ll tell you all about the birds..and the bees I guess.
Bees? When did bees come in?
No where in my job description am I required to explain this. Go talk to the Future Warden.
/writes something down on some paper that he pulled out of nowhere, hands it too Jared/ There! It says so right here!
/attempts to read, but is unable to figure out the handwriting/ Wait, what? /Is only able to pick out a few very inappropriate words/ Who wrote this?!
…The Warden /smiles watching Jared/ (via hopelessjared-deactivated201111)
hopelessjared:
theyoungwarden:
theyoungwarden:
theyoungwarden:
hopelessjared:
theyoungwarden:
theyoungwarden:
hopelessjared:
I’m terrified of this man. He scares the living daylights out of me. T.T
He’s not scary at all! ..unless he’s mad… but he’s not scary! /smiles/
Not to you. But he scares me.
He doesn’t look scary one bit to me! How can you be?
Maybe it’s just because he kills thousands of people, but other than that he’s about as dangerous as a mouse. Or it could just be me. Who knows kid. Who knows.
What kind of people? Like the inmates? /looks outside at the inmates from the window/ They don’t count as people!
He kills plenty of those, but sometimes…when he’s taking over the world…he well, he kills…he kills people who really didn’t deserve it…
/looks away from the window/ Those people are just in the way! /pokes his head/ Do you have anything but space in there? /smiles/
/pushes hand away/ I have a brain which I use for thinking. Thinking up ways on how to survive my job, and deal with you. /pats head amusingly./
It much be huge then! /stares at the size of his head in awe, fixing hat once Jared finished patting his head/
It’s on the large side, yeah. /runs hand through hair with a sigh/ But it gets the job done.
/pulls on Jared’s mustache before running off/ (via hopelessjared-deactivated201111)
Ask Jared!
hopelessjared:
I’m now accepting questions, so if you want to know anything about Superjail, please ask me! Besides, I need a hobby to help distract me from drinking. T.T
Have you ever hit your head on that lamp? /points at the picture/ (via hopelessjared-deactivated201111)
theyoungwarden:
theyoungwarden:
hopelessjared:
theyoungwarden:
askalicecolumn:
Alice’s Beauty Tips #12
Never have kids. It ruins your vagina.
What’s a vagina? Are those what the storks are named?
It’s something Alice doesn’t really have.
She doesn’t have a bird? Then who is that little yellow one? Whose vagina is that?
Go ask the Future you. He’ll tell you all about the birds..and the bees I guess.
Bees? When did bees come in?
No where in my job description am I required to explain this. Go talk to the Future Warden.
/writes something down on some paper that he pulled out of nowhere, hands it too Jared/ There! It says so right here! (via hopelessjared-deactivated201111)
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